EVENT:
THANKS FOR NOTHING
Y2K10
“For a lunatic is a man that society does not wish to hear but wants to prevent from uttering certain unbearable truths.” -Artaud
As has been apparent to many of us for some years now, there are those of us who are incapable of embracing the traditional way of treating the Thanskgiving Holiday, which involves excessive amounts of Pleasantries, Etiquettisms, “Family Values“, various fake form of conversing such as “Catching Up”, vulgarities like looking at old photos, the vague quality described as “Cheer”, and the rest.
This kind of Collective Charlatanity does not live up to our ideals of CELEBRATION, FUN, or a true embracement of LIFE and GLORY that we, the Hosts, feel no qualms in claiming to be Champions of.
Therefore, we will continue in what has become an Important Tradition (since 2006) of Rejecting the Delusional and Cowardly concept of Thanksgiving as a time for Giving Thanks, which is really a white-washing of a its true nature as a time for Gluttonous Consumption of falsities as well as food, and an Exaltation of Genocides Past.
We know better than to pretend to be Thankful for a society and a tradition that has been built on blood, slavery, and lies, and then wall-papered over with dollar bills, all carried out, may we add, with
ALL TOO MUCH SOBRIETY.
In the spirit of the conviction that Insanity may be more Sane, Absurdity more Rational, and Drunkenness more Clear-sighted, we invite you to the
5th ANNUAL
THANKS FOR NOTHING EXTRAVAGANZA
Y2K10
At Drew and Grub’s house in LEE VINING, CA
Beginning on Nov. 24th and continuing indefinitely.
This year’s Festivities will include:
Feasting (responsibly) including a good ol’ fashioned Chicken Kill
Toasting
Exclaiming
Exulting
Gossipy Charades
Gossipy Pictionary
Fashion Show
Petanque Tournament (French)
As well as…
PIE CONTEST
CHAMPAGNE TOWER(S)
WHISKEY TASTING CONTEST
SHOOTING CONTEST
plus
Forays into Nevada and other sublimely Strange lands
And no doubt other forms of Debaucherous Glory
GLORY!
Drew and Grub live in Lee Vining, in the Terrible Overbearing Rain Shadow of her Wretched Majesty, the Sierra Nevada Mountains, which is generally reached over the mountain and threw the blizzard, and onto HWY 395.
Contact us for more details.
Note: MANY important Prizes will be rewarded for winners of the Pie Contest, which will have many categories, as is necessary when appropriately judging pie.
Further Note: EVERYONE INVITED. EVERYONE.
Except Jeff Sanders.
